Inspiration

Okay, I know this isn't one of our regular game days, but I just had to share this, erm, inspiring game with you, for your Horrible Haiku efforts. If you peruse the comments, you'll see that several of the regular readers have already taken inspiration from the game.
Inscrutable Flatulence Game of the Week So Far

Follow the link to the game, and then click on the yellow block that looks like a game controller. Make sure the dog is nearby, because the sound is pretty loud, and noises will, um, emit from your computer. And thank God that the technology for "smell cards" has not yet been developed.

Here's my initial offering:

Beans, musical fruit:
Deadly silent offensives
Wow - sneaked that one by.

Two minutes now lost
I can't believe I played it
Now you get to try.