Lizzie

The sneaky monkey
reaches into my pocket
for a marshmallow

The bubble

The bubble begins
small and then it grows until
it pops on her nose

Hedgehog

Spiny quill-rat-pig
nosicle always sniffing
you're the cutest pet

A baby bends down

A baby bends down,
touches something dark and wet
Ewww, she's holding poo!

I'm a nosepicker

I'm a nosepicker
Snot tastes good with fava beans
and nice Chianti

(This was a joint effort with Tomboy. The horriblest haiku always seem to be group efforts.)

God Hates My Mommy

God hates my Mommy
She always whines about it
I wish she'd shut up