Picture Friday

Chewing on branches
Aaaah! It's an ROUS!
It will eat your leg!

Westley was stupid
Duh - ROUS's are real!
Fire Swamp: lovely trees.

Defeated the rat:
Time to build a summer home?
Buttercup says no.

Picture Perfect Friday

Okay, so we've learned that slugs are more inspiring than wishbones. Who'd-a-thunk-it? So the picture for this fabulous Friday is...

a Nutria!

Or is it an ROUS?

You decide! Enjoy your haiku, and have a great weekend!

Wild, Wonderful Word Wednesday

Okay all, the word this Wednesday is

wishbone

Remember, your first haiku must use the word in it, but any subsequent poems can be anything you wish. Have fun with this one!

Crazy People

Look - a new movie!
"It will *mess* you up for life"
We should go see it!

My brother is real!
Why can you not believe me?
He will rescue me.

Who wants to write ads?
Who wants to be a fire truck?
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Hello, hello, hel-
lo, what a wonderful word,
Hello! (Hmm, I'm done.)

No Metamucil:
You will get cancer and die
if you can't go poop.

MAH-velous Movie Monday

Happy Monday! The movie for this week is

Crazy People

starring Daryl Hannah and Dudley Moore. Here are links to its imdb page, its wikipedia page, and a page about it on Mutant Reviewers from Heck.

This should be a fertile source for horrible haiku. Remember - no bad words! If you must use a bad word, then use "^@#$*&" instead, like cartoonists do. And no using the Jaguar ad, either. :-)

Hey, Authors!

Just wanted to let you know... I was checking our statistics for the last week. In the last week, we've had visitors from

• China (3!)
• Canada
• Italy
• UK
• France
• India
• Philippines
• and in the US: Arkansas, California, Michigan, Virginia, and 16 guests with no identifying information.

Do you feel famous now?