Hundred bouncing kids
Waiting for their Santa turn
Frightened toddler wails.
Daisy air rifle -
that's all I want for Christmas.
You'll put your eye out!
Jolly fat man eats
cookies at ev'ry house, and
yet, no heart attack?
There's a reason why
Ruldolf is the lead reindeer:
Flame plus reindeer farts.
Oh no! The magic
feed corn has gone bad! Santa
hates those reindeer farts.
Just put one foot in
front of the other; you'll be
walking out the door!
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