The weather outside
is frightful - get a clue, man!
Have some hot cocoa.
Sleigh bells ring, are you
list'ning? Like I have a choice?
Stupid noisy bells!
Letter to Santa:
Give me all the toys I want,
you big tub of lard.
Childbirth in a barn,
smelly, noisy animals -
this marriage won't last!
Bleating sheep, drunken
shepherds - ***I*** get to pick the
next vacation, Joe.
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